Him: “Is that you farting?”
Me: “Yeah”
Him: “I had to ask because it smells like it could be from an animal*”
Thanks honey.
*The dog has had some, er, digestive problems, lately.
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Callapipper Tree 
Nice. Started the cabbage diet then?
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Aren’t you kicking yourself that you didn’t blame it on the dog now?!
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