Take one freshly bathed baby, infected with horrible gastro bug to induce vomiting. Allow vomit to cover baby, you, the couch, the carpet. Shower yourself and baby. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat, but this time replace couch with bed. Repeat. Take 355 clean towels and make sure each one cops some vomit, requiring it to be washed. Spend night trying to comfort baby who wakes every ten minutes in obvious discomfort.
Seriously, once you try this recipe you will never want to sample it again.
Two things can be gleaned from this adventure:
- There is nothing more distressing than a really sick baby (thank Toejam the vomiting appears to have stopped).
- You can never have too much in the way of linen, towels or pyjamas.