I should have known when, a while back, I titled a post “Where does snot come from” that no good could come of it. Ever since the number of visitors to find my site this way has shocked and amazed me.
People actually google on a really, really regular basis “Where does snot come from“. Wow.
If you put that together with the variations like “Where do boogers come from” and “What is snot and where does it come from” along with my personal faves “Do boogers/snot come from your brain” and “leaking brain boogers” and what we have is about 20% of the traffic that comes to my site through search engines. Now, I’m not pretending that there are millions of people every day viewing my blog but still, that’s a disturbing number of people who are confused about the origins of snot.
Actually. This is quite a stupid post really because now I will get even more of those poor moronic imbeciles who believe that their brain may be leaking out of their nose. Brings new meaning to the phrase “Pick your brains”, doesn’t it?
Hi there stupid googlers. Trust me, you’d know if it were your brain.
Recently I have also had a few other favourites that really tickled my fancy. Who knows how they are in any way related to my blog but because I live to give, I thought I would answer the questions of those poor souls who have been out there seeking wisdom:
- do i have to be like all the other mothers and have playdates – I am living proof that you most certainoly do not. It does make exercising the children a tad easier if you can stand to do it from time to time though
- when a woman jokingly asks you to make babies with her – This one I suspect may be the desperate act of a woman who is seeking a mate but wants to bounce it off of you in a non-committal way lest she scare you off by pouncing on you and forcibly extracting your seed. Run, run for your life.
- you make me feel things that I didn’t feel in a long time – Finally, I am sure that this is a message for me from a secret admirer. Thank you but I am seeing someone. I’ll let you know if it doesn’t work out.