I am not the brigtest of sparks. I think we have established this before.
I have been reminded in no uncertain terms that I am very stupid indeed.
Beefcake, love of my life, has been working very hard lately (prior to the last couple of weeks leave, that is). He has been doing a ton of overtime and working bizarre hours and being on call. He has been worn out, he has been stressed and to top it all off he had to (help me!!) build a kitchen and carry out any number of other assorted DIY tasks around the new house.
I took pity on the Beef and allowed him to get large numbers of tv stations piped into our home. Something he has been whining about for some time.
Now you see, I am reminded of why I did not want fucking F0xtel in the first fucking place. He is an annoying nerd who only wants to watch cartoons or sci-fi. He never wants to watch any interesting tv, like trashy reality programs or documentaries about the food of Puerto Rico. I am in low-quality television hell. There is plenty of inane bullshit I would like to watch but, since he has his hot little hand on the remote, I am forced to watch his inane bullshit.
I knew I would live to regret this decision but I had no idea how soon.
It was installed yesterday.